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		<title>A Bird Ballet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please enjoy this ridiculously zen video of flocking birds.]]></description>
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		<title>What Happens After Happily Ever After</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>21 Seconds</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you can do everything right and somehow things still don&#8217;t go your way.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Djesus Unchained&#8221; on Saturday Night Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 20:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sacrelicious!]]></description>
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		<title>The Empire Strikes Back &#8212; Poorly</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please enjoy this nerdgasmic military analysis of the Battle of Hoth from The Empire Strikes Back.]]></description>
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		<title>You Had One Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 02:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<title>Sell Out by Simon Rich</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For hipster-haters everywhere: This brilliant four-part story from The New Yorker is like sweet, sweet nectar: Sell Out]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For hipster-haters everywhere: This brilliant four-part story from <em>The New Yorker</em> is like sweet, sweet nectar:</p>
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		<title>iPad Illusion Halloween Shenanigans</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 16:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<title>Pumpkin Zombies!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Braaaaaaaaaaaaains!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_153" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://inhabitat.com/nyc/photos-ray-villafane-carves-the-worlds-largest-pumpkin-into-an-intricate-spine-tinglingly-sculpture/pumpkin-carving/?extend=1" target="_blank"><img class="size-medium wp-image-153    " title="Pumpkin Zombies" src="http://www.joehollywood.com/wp-content/pumpkinzombies-300x225.jpg" alt="Pumpkin Zombies" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Pumpkin Zombies</p></div>
<p><a title="Braaaaaaaaaaains!" href="http://inhabitat.com/nyc/photos-ray-villafane-carves-the-worlds-largest-pumpkin-into-an-intricate-spine-tinglingly-sculpture/pumpkin-carving/?extend=1" target="_blank">Braaaaaaaaaaaaains!</a></p>
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		<title>Meet Your Neighbors</title>
		<link>http://www.joehollywood.com/2012/06/meet-your-neighbors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 18:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Hollywood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get ready to spend an hour or two on this mind-bending exploration of the universe .]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get ready to spend an hour or two on this <a title="Scale of the Universe" href="http://images.4channel.org/f/src/589217_scale_of_universe_enhanced.swf">mind-bending exploration of the universe</a> .</p>
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