The Latest Crap
- Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times
The Onion has the scoop on another industry hitting the skids thanks to post-9/11 hysteria. You’ll never think of Girl Scout cookies the same way again:
Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times
- Insane Army Robot
This new robot being built for the army could kick your robot’s ass. It moves so naturally you’d swear you were looking at a real pack animal navigating difficult terrain — or maybe just two very strong dudes with skinny legs in a horse suit. Watch the way it recovers from a bad fall on [...]
- Make Your Butt Zestfully Clean
Let’s have a frank and open discussion about pooping. What? Don’t be squeamish. After all, everybody does it — even this weird chick who’s so delicately trying to sell you ass-soap:
- 1977: The Videogame
When they say the old ways are the best, they’re not talking about this steaming pile of crap pretending to be a videogame system. Way to go, Magnavox — you cloned Pong and included bonus window clings to seal the deal. Also, just how old are those kids, anyway?
- LemurVision
A short-but-sweet video of a startled lemur that you’ll definitely want to watch at least twice:
- Sarah Silverman’s Confession
This Sarah Silverman gag from boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show starts funny, grows a little less funny, than makes a valiant effort at coming back around to funny. It also features an up-and-coming young actor named Matt Damon or something:
- For You Maybe
Think the world of Interweb humor is saturated and there’s no point in even trying anymore?
For You Maybe.
- In a World Ruled By Five Voiceover Actors
The video is a bit dated, but it’s still fascinating to see the five faces behind many of the movie trailers and commercials you’ve been watching all your life.
