A Bird Ballet
Please enjoy this ridiculously zen video of flocking birds.
The Empire Strikes Back — Poorly
Please enjoy this nerdgasmic military analysis of the Battle of Hoth from The Empire Strikes Back.
You Had One Job
One of the best GIFs on the internets.
Sell Out by Simon Rich
For hipster-haters everywhere: This brilliant four-part story from The New Yorker is like sweet, sweet nectar: Sell Out