He Ain’t So Pretty Now

I couldn’t help but laugh when I heard about pretty boy Fabio’s Deep Impact with a bird while riding a Virginia roller coaster recently. It wasn’t fully explained what Mr. Goldilocks was doing on the coaster in the first place, but I’m guessing he was angling for a photo-op. Mission accomplished. CNN was even kind enough to make it their photo of the day. A warning for the squeamish: That ain’t butter.

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